Vietnamský detektív

Manžel podozrieva svoju manželku, že ho podvádza, a keďže nemá peniaze na detektiva, tak zaplatí Vietnamcovi z tržište za to, že bude sledovať jeho ženu. Po nejakej dobe dostane dopis:

Most honorable sir!

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house.
I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,
Cheng Lee